NOTE FROM BRIAN:

Think you’re going to get rich and famous just playing
games all day in the Cyberathlete Professional League?
Think again.

The Top 7 Signs You’re
Not Cut Out For The CPL

7> Unfortunately, one-handed Tomb Raider isn’t an official tournament event, yet.

6> You may be one of the greatest starfighter pilots of all time, but without your Dramamine it’s shoot, dodge, vomit… shoot, dodge, vomit…

5> You’re waiting for an offer from Vince McMahon’s rival league, the XPL.

4> “Quake, schmake — I’ll kick your ass at Yar’s Revenge!”

3> You can’t even make change for a five… oh wait, that’s a sign you’re not cut out to be a CPA.

2> You ask the head of the Homeworld competition if the game is compatible with your Tandy TS-80.

and the Number 1 Sign You’re Not Cut Out For The CPL…

1> Your CPL nick: CannonFodder

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Credits:

Selected from 34 submissions from 6 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 Gaming List authors are:

Kevin Paul Wickart, Normal, IL — 1, 6 (High score! 1st #1)
Jason Van Beveren, Dallas, TX — 2
Neil Davidson, Mississauga, ON — 3, 4, Runner Up list name
Greg Preece, Toronto, ON — 5, 7
Guybrush Threepwood, Plano, TX — Topic
Brian M. Klesc, Joliet, IL — Gaming Commissioner