The Top 5 Signs You’re
Gaming Online with a Cheater

5> That elfin warrior is wearing a flak jacket and toting around a rocket launcher he claims he got from a vendor in Freeport.

4> You’re not one hundred percent sure, but you strongly believe there were no Holy Bazookas during the middle ages.

3> Half an hour into the game, your opponent suddenly acquires land formers, two Great Wonders, and an aircraft carrier with a full complement of bombers — and you’re playing Black & White.

2> Welcome to Ultima Online! You are dead. Thank you for playing Ultima Online!

and the Number 1 Sign You’re Gaming Online with a Cheater…

1> Upon entering the Power Puff Girls’ Magic Garden of Fun, your 8-year-old daughter is immediately executed by Duke Nukem.

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Credits:

Selected from 24 submissions from 7 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Kim Moser, New York, NY — 1, 2 (5th #1)
Bill Wickart, Hillsboro, OR — 3
Guy Payne, Birmingham, AL — 4
Justin Murray, Orlando, FL — 5
George Schmidt, Sunnyvale, CA — Topic
Brian M. Klesc, Dallas, TX — Gaming Commissioner