The Top 6 Signs You
Need a New Video Card

6> It supports over 32 million colors — all of them various shades of pink.

5> Mario saves up coins to get Lasik surgery.

4> Flaming feces is barely visible from 10 feet.

3> All “1024 x 768″ means to you is a rather easy math problem.

2> “What’s with all the Max Payne hype? All my games come with Bullet Time enabled by default.”

and the Number 1 Sign You Need a New Video Card…

1> You thought the last Ultima game was just a slide show of Britannia scenery.

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Credits:

Selected from 25 submissions from 6 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Neil Davidson, Mississauga, ON — 1, 3, 6 (10th #1, Hat trick!)
Sam Ovitz, Melrose, NY — 2, Topic
Justin Murray, Orlando, FL — 2
Bill Wickart, Hillsboro, OR — 4, 5
Brian M. Klesc, Dallas, TX — Gaming Commissioner