The Top 5 Rejected Taco
Bell Promotions For the Xbox

5> Drop that talking Chihuahua from a jet over the Pacific. If it hits the 20′ square target, everyone in America gets a free gamepad.

4> New one-handed controller leaves the other hand free for more Chalupa droppin’.

3> Free FPS where all of the enemies are that $#@! Chihuahua.

2> Get that Jared guy from Subway to gain back 250 pounds by playing the Xbox and eating Burrito Supremes for three months straight.

and the Number 1 Rejected Taco Bell Promotion For the Xbox…

1> “The Microsoft Xbox — the perfect way to while away the hours you’re going to spend sitting on the toilet.”

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Credits:

Selected from 14 submissions from 5 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 Gaming List authors are:

Neil Davidson, Mississauga, ON — 1, 2, 5 (3rd #1, Hat trick!)
Bill Wickart, Hillsboro, OR — 3
Gary Ezekian, Valley Forge, PA — 4, 5
Guybrush Threepwood, Plano, TX — Topic
Brian M. Klesc, Joliet, IL — Gaming Commissioner