The Top 6 Pickup Lines
of Video Game Characters

6> “Sure, I’m a monkey, but they don’t call me “Donkey” Kong for nothin’.”

5> “So, you’re into Role Playing games, huh?”

4> “You’re so hot I’ll bet your CPU needs a separate cooling tower just for you!”

3> “Let’s go back to my place and see if I can find the cheat code that makes your clothes disappear!”

2> “It’s all binary, baby, so ditch the zero and get with number one.”

and the Number 1 Pickup Line of Video Game Characters…

1> “Say, is that a torch, a piece of garden hose, a hairpin, a map of the dungeon, three keys, an oilcan, a butter knife, a feather, some glue, a crowbar, a live hamster, and a stepladder in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?”

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Credits:

Selected from 26 submissions from 7 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 Gaming List authors are:

Neil Davidson, Mississauga, ON — 1, 3 (High score! 4th #1)
Jason Van Beveren, Dallas, TX — 2, 5
Bill Wickart, Hillsboro, OR — 4
Kim Moser, New York, NY — 6
George Schmidt, Sunnyvale, CA — Runner Up list name, Topic
Brian M. Klesc, Joliet, IL — Gaming Commissioner