August 3rd, 2001



NOTE FROM BRIAN:
The long-awaited Max Payne has a Matrix-like
slo-mo feature called “Bullet Time.”


The Top 6 Other Max
Payne Time-Warping Tricks


6> Snooze Time - The ability to repeatedly create “just ten more minutes” of sleeping time before you have to get up and avenge the murder of your family.

5> Rag Time - Slows time to make sure you can take advantage of all the syncopations while dancing to the tunes of Scott Joplin.

4> Custodial Time - Well, you *could* take a moment to clean up the blood and shells all over the floor. Jeez.

3> Chick Flick Time - Make sitting through a 3 hour tear-jerker with your girlfriend seem like 2 minutes.

2> “O” Time - Let’s just say that Mrs. Payne isn’t calling him “Minute-man” any more.

and the Number 1 Other Max Payne Time-Warping Trick…

1> Bullitt Time - Automatically skips forward in time to the big car chase scene in any movie.




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Credits:

Selected from 33 submissions from 8 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 Gaming List authors are:

Neil Davidson, Mississauga, ON — 1, 6 (High score! 6th #1)
Greg Preece, Toronto, ON — 2
Rich Neves, Levittown, NY — 3
Travis Ruetenik, Honolulu, HI — 4
Guy Payne, Birmingham, AL — 5
Sam Ovitz, Melrose, NY — Topic
Brian M. Klesc, Joliet, IL — Gaming Commissioner