The Top 6 Excuses For
Not Having an Xbox Yet

6> My masochistic need for frequent system crashes is currently being met amply by my PC, thanks.

5> Because the console machine has not yet been built that can match the pure gaming power of my Amiga 1000, baby!

4> My mom thought it was something like Ultimate Fighting and wouldn’t take me to the store.

3> Apparently it noticed that I didn’t pick up any first-party Microsoft games to go with it, and it self-destructed.

2> My Fundamentalist parents won’t buy me one unless they stop substituting X for Christ.

and the Number 1 Excuse For Not Having an Xbox Yet…

1> Sure, I could have bought one but all of *my* spare cash is going to help the relief efforts in New York, you heartless bastard!

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Credits:

Selected from 27 submissions from 7 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 Gaming List authors are:

Neil Davidson, Mississauga, ON — 1, 5, 6 (9th #1, Hat trick!)
Guy Payne, Birmingham, AL — 2
Justin Murray, Orlando, FL — 3
Bill Wickart, Hillsboro, OR — 4
Gary Ezekian, Valley Forge, PA — 5
Theo Carter, Kemmerer, WY — Topic
Brian M. Klesc, Joliet, IL — Gaming Commissioner