April 4, 2002     

The Top 7 Things Lurking
in the Back of Your Freezer

7> Kal-El’s secret talking green crystal, in the Fortress of
Salisbury Steak.

6> The original expedition to the top of Mt. Everest.

5> Pop-Ice, circa 1979.

4> Jimmy Hoffa.

3> “I *knew* Dad wouldn’t have just walked out on us in 1987!”

2> Your ex’s heart.

and the Number 1 Thing Lurking in the Back of Your Freezer…

1> Miniature Eskimos, hunting frozen filets and developing 47
words for “freezer burn.”

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Credits:

Selected from 15 submissions from 5 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL — 1, 5, 7 (8th #1, Hat trick!)
Dirk Warren, Shawnee, KS — 2
Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL — 3
Dawson Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA — 4
Gary Thunder, Wellington, FL — 6
Doug Finney, Houston, TX — Top Ramen