August 15, 2002     

The Top 9 Rejected
Steakhouse Slogans

9> It’s Cardio-riffic!

8> You Stab ‘Em, We’ll Slab ‘Em!

7> Here at Moby Dick’s Beefateria, we beat our meat til it’s nice
and tender.

6> Voted tenderest and juiciest cow carcass in town!

5> It’s Meat-licous!

4> Steak me up, before you go-go.

3> Get your rump in here!

2> We’re Your Neigh-borhood Stop for Winner’s Circle Steaks!

and the Number 1 Rejected Steakhouse Slogan…

1> Your Source for Beefutti–We’re PETA Approved!

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Credits:

Selected from 25 submissions from 7 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Kim Walker-Daniels, Sun Prairie, WI — 1, 2, 8 (1st #1,Hat trick!)
Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL — 3
Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL — 4
Ken Woo, Encinitas, CA — 5, 6, 7 (Hat trick!)
Victoria Capps, Miami, FL — 7
Dawson Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA — 9
Doug Finney, Houston, TX — Top Ramen