October 30, 2003     

NOTE FROM KIM:

Oh, the horror! Oh, the pain! Oh, the suffering!
Oh, my stomach!

The Top 9 Ghoulish Breakfast Treats

9> Hellhog’s ALL-BRAIN

8> Raisin’ the Dead Bran

7> Cracklin’ Oat Brains

6> With bleeding hearts, full moons, blue axes, green entrails
(and, of course, the Leper-Con spokesperson) — it’s got to
be, UNLUCKY HARMS!

5> Living Dead McMuffin

4> Spoon-Sized Shredded Kiddy Feets

3> Yoplait “Brains on the bottom” Yogurt

2> The doughboy. ‘Cause nothin’ says lovin’ like someone in the
oven!

and the Number 1 Ghoulish Breakfast Treat…

1> Solidified chicken embryos and charred strips of pig flesh
served with the recently rendered visceral fluid of
compressed citrus spheres.

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Credits:

Selected from 77 submissions from 24 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 1 (Heeee’s GROOOSSSS!)
Steve Lunetta, Tucson, AZ — 2
Michael Mierow, Milwaukee, WI — 3
Jeff Connor, San Jose, CA — 4
Mark Sweatt, Marietta, GA — 5
Mary Ann McDonald, Sacramento, CA — 6, 9,
Honorable Mentions list name
Brad Wilkerson, El Sobrante, CA — 6
Bill Livingston, Decatur, AL — 7, Runner Up list name
Joe Terranova, Lake Orion, MI — 8
Kim Walker-Daniels, Sun Prairie, WI — Screamingly Funny