April 23rd, 2008
NOTE FROM DOUG:
Top5 Internet tackled this same topic this week.
Click here to see what craziness the techies created!
Click here to see what craziness the techies created!
The Top 7 Differences If
Spam Email Were Actually Edible
Spam Email Were Actually Edible
7> Once you eat it, you can hit “delete” and not absorb the calories!
6> Just like the real thing: it would be dificult to delete from your system.
5> Justin (”I’m a Mac”) Long is now anorexic. John (”I’m a PC”) Hodgman? Big as a house.
4> Serving sizes would be “HUGE!!” and “SHE WANTS IT BIG!!”
3> You’d need lots of water, because every serving would be “hot4U!”
2> No change really. Most Mouse Potatoes would still be overweight slobs.
and the Number 1 Difference if Spam Email Were Actually Edible…
1> There would be yet *another* reason to lick your monitor.
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Credits:
Selected from 24 submissions from 5 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 1
G. Griebenow, Johannesburg, S. Africa — 2
Jay Shuck, Minneapolis, MN — 3, 4, 6 (Trey bien!), Banner tag
Randy Lee, Burke, VA — 5
Judith Cottrill, Bronx, NY — 7
Doug Frank, Crosby, TX — the Saucier
