Lists from 2008
- Dec 31 Ways to Avoid Extra Weight on January 1, 2009
- Dec 24 Ways to Make Your Gelatin Mold Memorable
- Dec 17 Rejected Kitchen Gadgets
- Dec 10 Signs You’re in a Mob Restaurant
- Dec 3 *Real* Reasons Your Thanksgiving Invitation Was Declined
- Nov 26 Ways Thanksgiving Would Be Different If the Native Americans Had Been Less Friendly to the Pilgrims
- Nov 19 TV Spinoff Shows About Food
- Nov 12 Texas Wines (Part II)
- Nov 5 Texas Wines (Part I)
- Oct 29 Signs You Got Some Bad Halloween Candy
- Oct 22 Dietary Changes Following a Severe Weather Event
- Oct 15 Courses We Pray Aren’t Taught in Culinary College
- Sep 17 Things From the Back of the Freezer
- Sep 10 Clever Names for Mens/Ladies Restrooms
- Sep 3 Specialty Dishes at the Democratic and Republican Conventions
- Aug 27 Signs You’re Not at an Authentic Italian Restaurant
- Aug 20 *Real* Reasons Dog Was Removed From Beijing Menus
- Aug 13 Twisted Movie Quotes About Food
- Aug 6 Consequences of “You Are What You Eat”
- Jul 30 Rejected Barbecue Apron Slogans
- Jul 23 Acronym Diets You Don’t Want to Be On
- Jul 16 Signs Your Food Has Been Tampered With
- Jul 9 Favorite Recipes of First Families and Candidates
- Jul 2 Little-Known Facts About Libations
- Jun 25 Ways to Make Your Cafeteria Lunch More Interesting
- Jun 18 Bad Menu Translations
- Jun 11 Laws of the Jungle That Apply to All-You-Can-Eat Buffets
- Jun 4 Least Popular Edible Underwear Flavors
- May 28 Things You Can’t Put in Gumbo (Part II)
- May 21 Ways to Celebrate International Pickle Week
- May 14 Things You Can’t Put in Gumbo (Part I)
- May 7 New Soda Flavor Ideas That Didn’t Make It to the Grocer’s Shelf
- Apr 30 Euphemisms for Food Stuck in Your Teeth
- Apr 23 Differences If Spam Email Were Actually Edible
- Apr 16 Items From the Food Periodic Table (Part II)
- Apr 9 Items From the Food Periodic Table (Part I)
- Apr 2 *Other* Uses for Leftover Easter Eggs
- Mar 26 Signs It’s Time to Clean Out the Refrigerator
- Mar 19 “Celebrity” Menu Items
- Mar 13 Worst Fair Foods
- Mar 5 Worst Recipe Substitutions
- Feb 27 Recipes in “To Serve Man”
- Feb 20 Obscure Secrets About Famous Chefs (Part II)
- Feb 13 Obscure Secrets About Famous Chefs (Part I)
- Jan 2 Signs a Five-Star Restaurant Has Lost at Least Four of Its Stars (Part II)