Lists from 2004
- Dec 16 Rejected Meat Counter Promotions
- Dec 9 Things Appliances Would Say If They Could Talk
- Dec 2 Signs You’re at a *Really* Lame Office Christmas Party
- Nov 25 Thanksgiving Eating Tips
- Nov 18 Differences If Politicians Ran Our Supermarkets
- Nov 11 Signs Your Grocer Is *Too* Independent
- Nov 4 Signs You’re Being Stalked by a Baker
- Oct 28 Signs Your Favorite Restaurant Is Using Human Meat
- Oct 21 Signs Your Spouse Cooked Dinner While Watching Football
- Oct 14 Lies Told About Navy Food
- Oct 7 Things That Will Get You Banned From Pizza Hut
- Sep 30 Ways Restaurants Would Be Different If They Were Run by Catwoman
- Sep 23 Signs You’re on the Bible Diet
- Sep 16 Rejected Food TV Game Shows
- Sep 9 Signs Dieting Has Taken Over Your Life
- Sep 2 Signs Mom Was Having a Bad Day When She Packed Your Lunch
- Aug 26 Things Every Kindergartner Knows About Food
- Aug 18 Signs Julia Child Is Making Some Long-Overdue Changes
- Jul 29 Food Questions We’d Like to Ask at the National Conventions
- Jul 22 Rejected Names for Uncle Sam’s New Food Stamps
- Jul 15 Signs You’ve Hired the Wrong Caterer for Your Film
- Jul 8 Kitchen Tips for Newlyweds
- Jul 1 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity While Eating Out
- Jun 24 Real Reasons Hotdogs Just Taste Better at the Ball Park
- Jun 17 Things We Learned as Judges at the County Fair
- Jun 10 Signs You’re at a NASCAR Wine-Tasting
- Jun 3 Tips From Dr. Kevorkian for the Company Picnic
- May 27 Headlines From the Supermarket Baggers’ Newspaper
- May 20 Signs Your Caterer Used to Work for the National Football League
- May 13 Euphemisms for Losing Your Lunch
- May 6 Surprising Benefits of Eating Mexican Food
- Apr 29 Things You Don’t Want to Hear From the Drive-in Clown
- Apr 22 Shockers From the Spring Vending Expo
- Apr 15 Food Crossover Lists We’d Like to See
- Apr 8 Lines From Chocolate Bunny Movies
- Apr 1 Ways to Tell Your Significant Other Learned to Cook Online
- Mar 30 Benefits of an Edible Computer (Part II)
- Mar 16 Excuses for Not Eating Your Brussels Sprouts
- Mar 11 Signs You’re in a White Trash Restaurant
- Mar 4 Benefits of Working as a Cater Waiter
- Feb 26 Marketing Slogans for Canned Haggis
- Feb 19 Signs You’ve Angered the Kitchen Fairy
- Feb 12 Rejected Conversation Heart Sentiments
- Feb 5 Reasons Your Waiter Is Banned From the Hall of Fame
- Jan 29 Ways to Win the Tailgate Super Bowl
- Jan 22 Uses for a Monkey in the Kitchen
- Jan 15 Signs Your Top5 Food Moderator Has Lost It
- Jan 2 Surprising Hangover Cures