Lists for 2004:
- Rejected Meat Counter Promotions
- Things Appliances Would Say If They Could Talk
- Signs You’re at a *Really* Lame Office Christmas Party
- Thanksgiving Eating Tips
- Differences If Politicians Ran Our Supermarkets
- Signs Your Grocer Is *Too* Independent
- Signs You’re Being Stalked by a Baker
- Signs Your Favorite Restaurant Is Using Human Meat
- Signs Your Spouse Cooked Dinner While Watching Football
- Lies Told About Navy Food
- Things That Will Get You Banned From Pizza Hut
- Ways Restaurants Would Be Different If They Were Run by Catwoman
- Signs You’re on the Bible Diet
- Rejected Food TV Game Shows
- Signs Dieting Has Taken Over Your Life
- Signs Mom Was Having a Bad Day When She Packed Your Lunch
- Things Every Kindergartner Knows About Food
- Signs Julia Child Is Making Some Long-Overdue Changes
- Food Questions We’d Like to Ask at the National Conventions
- Rejected Names for Uncle Sam’s New Food Stamps
- Signs You’ve Hired the Wrong Caterer for Your Film
- Kitchen Tips for Newlyweds
- Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity While Eating Out
- Real Reasons Hotdogs Just Taste Better at the Ball Park
- Things We Learned as Judges at the County Fair
- Signs You’re at a NASCAR Wine-Tasting
- Tips From Dr. Kevorkian for the Company Picnic
- Headlines From the Supermarket Baggers’ Newspaper
- Signs Your Caterer Used to Work for the National Football League
- Euphemisms for Losing Your Lunch
- Surprising Benefits of Eating Mexican Food
- Things You Don’t Want to Hear From the Drive-in Clown
- Shockers From the Spring Vending Expo
- Food Crossover Lists We’d Like to See
- Lines From Chocolate Bunny Movies
- Ways to Tell Your Significant Other Learned to Cook Online
- Benefits of an Edible Computer (Part II)
- Excuses for Not Eating Your Brussels Sprouts
- Signs You’re in a White Trash Restaurant
- Benefits of Working as a Cater Waiter
- Marketing Slogans for Canned Haggis
- Signs You’ve Angered the Kitchen Fairy
- Rejected Conversation Heart Sentiments
- Reasons Your Waiter Is Banned From the Hall of Fame
- Ways to Win the Tailgate Super Bowl
- Uses for a Monkey in the Kitchen
- Signs Your Top5 Food Moderator Has Lost It
- Surprising Hangover Cures
