Lists for 2002:
- Supermarket Pickup Lines
- Least Popular Breakfast Cereals
- Ways to Dispose of Holiday Leftovers
- Things You’ll Never Hear the Waitstaff Say
- Most Popular Dishes in Space
- Little Known Nutritional Benefits
- Signs Your Kitchen is Haunted
- Least Popular Wineries
- Advantages of Genetically Engineered Food
- Novel Ways to Play with Your Food
- Signs You’re Watching the Wrong Cooking Show
- Excerpts From a Medieval Cookbook
- Signs Your Waiter is an Aspiring Actor
- Surprises in Julia Child’s Kitchen at the Smithsonian
- Edible Art Projects
- Least Known Food-Related Dangers
- Reasons Not to Steal From the Office Breakroom Refrigerator
- Rejected Steakhouse Slogans
- Least Popular Hot Sauce Brands
- New Twists for Old Foods Aimed at Kids
- Uses for Leftover Quiche
- Signs Your Backyard Barbecue Is Not Going Well
- Signs You’re Being Stalked by a Sommelier
- Rejected McDonald’s “New Tastes Menu” Items
- Reasons Why Lettuce Costs So Much
- Signs a Cruise Chef Hasn’t Yet Adjusted to Life at Sea
- Recipe Steps That Sound Dirty but Aren’t
- Creative Menu Descriptions for Ordinary Dishes
- Signs a “Home-Cooked” Meal Isn’t Really Home-Cooked
- Things Lurking in the Back of Your Freezer
- New Dishes Named After Famous People
- Ways to Improve Airline Food
- Bad Excuses for Poor Restaurant Service
- Ways to Celebrate National Frozen Food Month
- Dishes for Stoners
- Nicknames for Broccoli
- Valentine’s Day Menu Items
- Events at the Food Olympics
- Signs Your Kitchen Appliances Are Possessed
- Pick-Up Lines Used by Waiters
- Worst Names for a New Restaurant
