May 18, 2011      Share

NOTE FROM DOUG:
They’ll put just about anything on TV nowadays
in order to have original programming. And
apparently they save money by going cheapies
on the title, like “Have Cake Will Travel.”

The Top 9 Silly Names for Food Shows

9> Okra: Win Free!

8> America’s Next Top Dishwasher

7> Absolutefisk!

6> S#%t My Dad Burns

5> Spaghetti Night in Canada

4> Alli McBLT

3> Celebrity Pop Tarts

2> Always Carry an Extra Sandwich

and the Number 1 Silly Name for a Food Show…
1> Burned — Notice?


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Credits:

Selected from 39 submissions from 10 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Lori Petterson, Fairfax, VA — 1, Topic
Emily Fortner, Huntsville, AL — 2
Glenn Anthony, San Carlos, CA — 3, 5, 6 (Trey bien!)
Jay Shuck, Minneapolis, MN — 4
Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH — 7
Tom Rodman, Durham, NC — 8
Doug Paul, Melbourne, FL — 9
Doug Frank, Crosby, TX — the Saucier

RUNNERS UP list — Cancelled

Buffy the Ham Pile Slayer
     (Jay Shuck, Minneapolis, MN)

Celebrity Food Fight!
     (Tom Rodman, Durham, NC)

Meet Your Meat
     (Glenn Anthony, San Carlos, CA )

My Three Sun-Dried Tomatoes
     (Tom Rodman, Durham, NC)

Secret Life of the American Cheese Maker
     (Lori Petterson, Fairfax, VA)

The Ahi Team
     (James Knowles, Bellingham, WA)

The Kardashian Family Edible Lubricant Recipes
     (Glenn Anthony, San Carlos, CA )

The New Concoctions of Old Cuisine
     (Larry Hollister, Concord, CA)

Two and a Half Servings
     (Mark Weiss, Austin, TX)

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