NOTE FROM DAVE:

The Intrepid Crusaders and Crusaderettes of Top5
Comics have discovered www.villainsupply.com, the
place where the most evil of the megalomaniacs do
their shopping. Of course, that got us thinking…

The Top 10 Worst
Supervillain Weapon Concepts

10> “Frickin’ sharks with frickin’ laser beams on their frickin’ heads!”

9> “And if you don’t surrender to me, my meteorite will wipe out North Dakota in 2019!”

8> The Wedgie-Matic 9000!

7> The Really, Really Pointy Sun Visor of Death.

6> Any Marvel Universe weapon that doesn’t affect mutants.

5> Combination Atomizer and Pez dispenser.

4> Overriding all satellite transmissions with highlights of the Golf Channel.

3> The Ronco Food Dehydrator… OF DOOM!!!

2> The Self-Emasculator

and the Number 1 Worst Supervillain Weapon Concept…

1> Ricky Martin’s last album.

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Credits:

Selected from 64 submissions from 17 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Brian Pierce, Lynnwood, WA — 1, 3 (2nd #1)
Craig Israel, Cleveland, OH — 2, 6
Jim Manchester, Huntsville, AL — 4
Scott Elmer, Wheaton, IL — 5, 7
Arthur Levesque, Laurel, MD — 8
Marcelo Rinesi, Buenos Aires, Argentina — 9
Jennifer A. Ford, Fort Wayne, IN — 10
Dave Goudsward, Lake Worth, FL — Mild Mannered Reporter