NOTE FROM DAVE:

I’ll admit it, I never thought “Avengers Assemble!”
was much of a battle cry compared to the simple
elegance of “Spoon!” or “It’s Clobberin’ Time!”
But as lame as “Flame On!” is, it’s still not the worst…

The Top 5 Worst Battle Cries

5> “Hey, your shoe’s untied!”

4> “Prepare to suffer some minor discomfort!”

3> “Prepare to be baited by a Master Baiter!”

2> “Onward for Truth, Justice and Larry Storch!”

and the Number 1 Worst Battle Cry…

1> “Go Cubs!”

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Credits:

Selected from 21 submissions from 7 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Chris White, Los Angeles, CA — 1 (1st #1)
Douglas Ward, Haverhill, MA — 2
Kurt Smith, Hershey, PA — 3
Kevin Paul Wickart, Normal, IL — 4
Neil Davidson, Mississauga, ON — 5
Dave Goudsward, Harrisburg, PA — List moderator