The Top 9 Vacation Plans
of Comic Book Characters

9> Wolverine: Day spa with facial and pedicure, shop-til-you-drop at Barney’s and round it off with an espresso and cheesecake at Rocco’s.

8> Batman: Vacation? Vacations are for the weak.

7> Elektra: The usual — some time on the beach, die, come back to life, visit the in-laws….

6> Archie and Jughead: Spending their 43rd straight year in Summer School, of course.

5> Human Torch: The Burning Man Festival.

4> Brother Voodoo: Sit by the phone and wait for Marvel to call about his movie deal.

3> Alicia Masters: Rock climbing, what else?

2> Betty and Veronica: A sexy lingerie slumber party on a sweaty summer night with plenty of warm massage oil, a stolen bottle of Southern Comfort and a forbidden moment that both girls will secretly treasure for the rest of their lives.

and the Number 1 Vacation Plan of Comic Book Characters…

1> Legion of Super Heroes: Anywhere with a motel that’ll accept the Legion of Super Pets.

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Credits:

Selected from 51 submissions from 14 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Guy Payne, Birmingham, AL — 1, 3, 9 (6th #1, 6th Hat trick!)
Brian Pierce, Lynnwood, WA — 2
Eric Wakeford, Niagara Falls, ON, Canada — 4
Eric Severstad, Appleton, WI — 5
Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA — 6
Craig Israel, Cleveland, OH — 7
Jennifer A. Ford, Fort Wayne, IN — 8
Erik Deckers, Syracuse, IN — 9
Dave Goudsward, Lake Worth, FL — Lord of Postcards