January 18th, 2008
NOTE FROM JENNIFER:
Only time will tell if the beloved “Clone Saga”
will be displaced in the hearts of fans everywhere
by the latest Spidey storyline, “One More Day.”
Wait… did I say “beloved?”
will be displaced in the hearts of fans everywhere
by the latest Spidey storyline, “One More Day.”
Wait… did I say “beloved?”
The Top 9 Unexpected
Consequences of “One More Day”
Consequences of “One More Day”
9> You know that scene in “Spider-Man 3″ where Peter starts dancing like Fall Out Boy? More of that.
8> Wolverine feels much better about the state of his continuity.
7> The next day, Aunt May gets hit by a bus on her way back from visiting Uncle Ben’s grave.
6> Desperate for a less-lame storyline, fans turn to the daily Spider-Man comic strips.
5> “The Clone Saga” no longer Spidey’s most-hated storyline.
4> In all future movies, Spider-Man will now be played by Toby Keith.
3> Mary Jane starts dating Aquaman, sadly drowning on their second date.
2> Comics geeks lash-out against the story arc in the most unexpected way imaginable: SARCASTIC COMMENTS!
and the Number 1 Unexpected Consequence of “One More Day”…
1> Marvel releases a video of Joe Quesada, beaten by Heath Ledger, tied-up, and left in a warehouse as a timer counts down to ‘00:00′, with a survey asking, “Should he live or die?”
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Credits:
Selected from 32 submissions from 11 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:
Sally Van Opens, Watertown, WI — 1 (2nd #1!)
Brian Pierce, Lynnwood, WA — 2
Mark David, Sunnyvale, CA — 3, 7
Rabbi Crut, McComb, OH — 4
Marc Berard, Central Falls, RI — 5, 8
Clare Tyler, Seattle, WA — 6
Andrew Hackard, Austin, TX — 7
Stephen Theberge, Plaistow, NH — 9
Jennifer Ford, Chicago, IL — Mystery Woman
