The Top 10 Things Said
by a Superhero’s Mother

10> “Diana Prince, you get back in this house and put some decent clothes on. You are NOT fighting crime in that outfit.”

9> “When I ask what you were doing all afternoon, Peter Parker, I expect a more specific answer than ‘hanging around!’”

8> “I haven’t finished dinner yet, Galactus! Just go out and get yourself something to eat, OK?”

7> “I tell you, little Brucie goes through clothes like you wouldn’t believe. Oh, and the temper on that boy…”

6> “What is it with you, Luornu? Three bodies and not one of them can find the time to write a little note to your mother?”

5> “I don’t care if you’re not cold — It’s freezing out here! You march inside and put on a sweater, Robert Drake!

4> “Clark! Put down the tractor and pick up that math book, right now!”

3> “Oliver Queen, what have I told you about playing with pointy sticks?”

2> “Peter, unless that’s web fluid in your bed, I think its time for a little talk…”

and the Number 1 Thing Said by a Superhero’s Mother…

1> “Logan, go play nice with the other boys and girls.”

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Credits:

Selected from 38 submissions from 11 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Rebecca Gerlak, Cleveland, OH — 1 (Shazam! 1st #1)
David W. James, Los Angeles, CA — 2
Neil Davidson, Mississauga, ON — 3, 7
Douglas Ward, Harrisburg, PA — 4
Marcelo Rinesi, Buenos Aires, Argentina — 5, 8
Guy Payne, Birmingham, AL — 6
Chuck Burke, Phoenix, NY — 9
Scott Elmer, Wheaton, IL — 10
Dave Goudsward, Lake Worth, FL — Humble Shoeshine Boy