NOTE FROM DAVE:

Through an unfortunate oversight, the Top5 Comics
team seems to have yet again accidentally not
received their VIP invitations to the San Diego
Comic-Con. Fortunately, we did have a few folks attend…

The Top 9 Things
Overheard at This Year’s Comic-Con

9> “Attention: Due to an overwhelmingly positive response, the ‘Kick Quesada in the Head’ event will be carried over into tomorrow’s schedule.”

8> “Now that the Dealer’s Room goes clear into Tijuana, we’ll probably have to break down and actually refer to it as ‘Comic-Con International.’”

7> “No offense, Ralphie, but maybe next year you should think about a costume that shows a bit less skin than Wonder Woman’s does.”

6> “Apparently there is no word in the Klingon language for *shower*, either.”

5> “I thought it was an unannounced visit from Alan Moore, but apparently I just paid the janitor $20 to sign my program.”

4> “Spock Ears! Getcher pointy Spock Ears! Just like in the movies!”

3> “Apparently Morrison is leaving the JLA title — he’s already sent his herald out in search of a new book to suck the life force out of.”

2> “Dancing Hobbits? You idiot, you just bought a bootleg of ‘Lord of the Dance’!”

and the Number 1 Thing Overheard at This Year’s Comic-Con…

1> “No, *I’m* Batman.”

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Credits:

Selected from 48 submissions from 20 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Eric Wakeford, Niagara Falls ON — 1, 2 (2nd #1)
Marcelo Rinesi, Buenos Aires, Argentina — 3
Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH — 4
Guy Payne, Birmingham, AL — 5
Brad Wilkerson, El Sobrante, CA — 6, 9
Randy Lee, Burke, VA — 7
David W. James, Los Angeles, CA — 7
Tom Galloway, Mountain View, CA — 8
Dave Goudsward, Lake Worth, FL — Still Uninvited Guest