This just in!

NOTE FROM JENNIFER:

All hail the Late Great Captain America. And
let’s hope there’s some good eats at the wake.

The Top 7 Things Overheard
at Captain America’s Funeral
(Part I)

7> “I never wanted to ask, but did he protect possessions and territories too?”

6> “Ms. Grey, this service is almost as lovely as yours was! Well, your first, anyway; I’m afraid I wasn’t able to make the others…”

5> “NO WAY! Cap is still alive in the post-apocalyptic alternate future where *I* come from, too!”

4> “Wow… the ONE time he wasn’t carrying his shield…”

3> “Well you know that was his personal philosophy in life… ‘Live fast, love hard, die with your little temple-mounted wings on.’”

2> “You’d think with all these people who can fly, there would have been more parking.”

and the Number 1 Thing Overheard at Captain America’s Funeral…

1> “It wasn’t bullets; ’twas beauty killed… Wait. No, you’re right. It was bullets.”

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Credits:

Selected from 60 submissions from 13 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Craig Israel, Cleveland, OH — 1, 4 (7th #1!)
Erik Deckers, Syracuse, IN — 2
Brian Pierce, Lynnwood, WA — 3, 5
Louise Freeman Davis, Charlottesville, VA — 6
Matt Van Opens, Watertown, WI — 7
Brad Wilkerson, Vic Vitek, and Mark David — Topic
Jennifer Ford, Chicago, IL — Mystery Woman