Wax on. Wax off.

The Top 7 Things Found
While Cleaning the Batcave

7> Scrapbooks full of “surveillance photos” of Catwoman.

6> Penguin droppings.

5> A reminder sign posted by Alfred: “Stalactites (c) grow from the ceiling; stalagmites (g) grow from the ground.”

4> 5 or 6 Sears “Christmas Wishbook” Catalogs from the 1980’s with red circles drawn around all the My Little Pony pictures.

3> The giant half-dollar.

2> A packing box full of all the BIFF! KAPOW! and BLAM!s left over from the ’60s.

and the Number 1 Thing Found While Cleaning the Batcave…

1> A notebook in which Robin keeps track of everything that’s going to be done differently when *he* takes over.

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Credits:

Selected from 37 submissions from 11 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Gideon Griebenow, Johannesburg, S. Africa — 1 (1st #1! Woo-hoo!)
Bruce Kane, Charlotte, NC — 2
Sally Van Opens, Janesville, WI — 3
Brian Pierce, Lynnwood, WA — 4
Vic Vitek, Hopewell Junction, NY — 5
Randy Lee, Burke, VA — 6, 7
Jennifer Ford, Chicago, IL — Mystery Woman

RUNNERS UP list — Caved In

An excessive amount of “just in case” kryptonite in an assortment of colors.
(Deb Harold, Miami, FL)

Bat-trike and bat-bike-with-training-wheels.
(Vic Vitek, Hopewell Junction, NY)

Oddly enough, quite a lot of guano.
(Rep Pickard, Baltimore, MD)
(Doug Husovsky, Cave Creek, AZ)
(Matt Van Opens, Janesville, WI)
(Vic Vitek, Hopewell Junction, NY)

Smart-ass birthday cards from “the whole gang at JLA” to “the guy without any super powers.”
(Randy Lee, Burke, VA)

The masked skeletal remains of Ace the Bat Hound.
(Vic Vitek, Hopewell Junction, NY)


Runners Up list name
(Gideon Griebenow, Johannesburg, S. Africa)