July 11th, 2008
NOTE FROM JENNIFER:
A SuperVillain’s gotta have a plan!
The Top 7 SuperVillain To-Do Lists
7> 1) Come up with new fiendish schemes. 2) Don’t explain new fiendish schemes to superheroes.
6> Buy eggs, milk, toilet paper, plutonium.
5> 1) Shine coin on head’s side. 2) Carve new scratches in tail’s side.
4> 1) Kill Spider-Man. 2) Pick up Lydia from the airport. 3) Take over New York City.
3> Forget Gotham: conquer Maui!
2> 1) Buy bright-orange vest and garbage bags. 2) Start working off accumulated 1,378,586,219 hours of community service from prior arrests.
and the Number 1 SuperVillain To-Do List…
1> 1) Break out of prison. 2) Flee to a city where there are *no superheroes!* 3) Re-use all previously-foiled plans. 4) Profit!
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Credits:
Selected from 28 submissions from 10 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:
Tom Galloway, Mountain View, CA — 1 (9th #1!)
Vic Vitek, Hopewell Junction, NY — 2, 7
Scott Elmer, Wheaton, IL — 3
Deb Harold, Miami, FL — 4
Matt Van Opens, Janesville, WI — 5
Rep Pickard, Baltimore, MD — 6, Banner tag
Jennifer Ford, Chicago, IL — Mystery Woman
