NOTE FROM DAVE:

July is vacation month at the Top 5 lists, so the
July lists might look a *little* familiar. In the meantime,
even superheroes like a R&R now and then…

The Top 9 Superhero Vacation Tips

9> Whatever you do, don’t go fishing with Aquaman. Trust me.

8> Leave the utility belt home - you’ll never make it through airport security.

7> For a *real* deep, all-around suntan, why not go straight to the source and vacation on the sun?

6> Supervision and obese people in thongs: Not a good mix.

5> Try to avoid fighting foes who dwell in underground lairs and sewers… try scheduling a few battles with Firelord, Pyro, and The Human Torch so you can work on that perfect tan!

4> Get killed, resurrect in a month (also known as the “X-Men Holiday Package”).

3> What are you reading this for, Batman? As if.

2> When ogling the girls on the beach, turn off “laser beam” visor.

and the Number 1 Superhero Vacation Tip…

1> If only I, The Watcher, were allowed to give tips on how to have a successful and fun vacation, BUT ALAS! I CANNOT! For I am forbidden to meddle in human affairs!

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Credits:

Selected from 44 submissions from 13 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Brian Pierce, Lynnwood, WA — 1, 5 (Shazam! - 1st #1)
Shawn Stephens, Centerville, UT — 2, 8
Marcelo Rinesi, Buenos Aires, Argentina — 3, 4, 9 (Hat trick!)
Rebecca Gerlak, Cleveland, OH — 6
Arthur Levesque, Laurel, MD — 7
Dave Goudsward, Lake Worth, FL — Mild Mannered Reporter