“And that’s when I bit the spider!”

The Top 8 Superhero Joke Punch Lines

8> “Hulk Smash.”

7> “Why else do you think they call me Colossus?”

6> “…to get to the other side of the Source Wall!”

5> “If you haven’t seen him yet, Uatu!”

4> “That was no lady, that was my wife from three universe reboots and five retcons ago!”

3> “$50. Same as thou wouldst pay upon Midgard.”

2> “Orange you glad I didn’t come up with another color for kryptonite?”

and the Number 1 Superhero Joke Punch Line …

1> “…and I probably wouldn’t like you when *you* get angry, either.”

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Credits:

Selected from 36 submissions from 12 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Chuck Burke, Phoenix, NY — 1 (7th #1!)
Vic Vitek, Hopewell Junction, NY — 2, 4
Bruce Kane, Charlotte, NC — 3
Brian Pierce, Lynnwood, WA — 3
Craig Israel, Cleveland, OH — 5
Tom Galloway, Mountain View, CA — 6
Matt Van Opens, Watertown, WI — 7
Doug Husovsky, Cave Creek, AZ — 8
Scott Elmer, Wheaton, IL — Topic, Banner tag
Jennifer Ford, Chicago, IL — Mystery Woman