April 25th, 2008



NOTE FROM JENNIFER:
If “One More Day” got the greenlight,
just what were the ideas Marvel’s
editor-in-chief *didn’t* approve?!


The Top 6 Storylines
Joe Quesada Rejected


6> The stunning revelation that, under his mask, Captain America was really Peter Parker’s Uncle Ben.

5> “It’s a good, heart-felt story, but can’t we find a way to kill off Wolverine or the Hulk while we’re at it?”

4> The Avengers launch a campaign against the biggest threat the world has ever seen: criminals bent on nothing less than TOTAL SNACK-CAKE DOMINATION!

3> Joe Camel vs. the Avengers

2> Polka-Dot Hulk

and the Number 1 Storyline Joe Quesada Rejected…

1> The “Deluxe Universe” which is just like the “Ultimate Universe” only not bogged-down with the long and exhaustive continuity of the past eight years.




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Credits:

Selected from 32 submissions from 11 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Brian Pierce, Lynnwood, WA — 1, 4, Topic (20th #1! Kazoo!)
Dave James, Beige Hills, CA — 2
Matt Van Opens, Watertown, WI — 3, 5
Vic Vitek, Hopewell Junction, NY — 6
Jennifer Ford, Chicago, IL — Mystery Woman