NOTE FROM DAVE:

Ever wake up and immediately know you’re going to
have a bad day? So do superheroes and villains:

The Top 9 Signs You’re
Going to Have a Bad Day

9> You wake up in the same prison cell as Mr. “Come on, it’s just a little bank heist in Metropolis. I mean, what could possibly go wrong?”

8> Selina Kyle: You wake up with a catnip hangover, behind the City Dog Pound, reeking of rawhide and puppy treats.

7> Cyclops: Once again, you try to rub the sleep out of your eyes *before* putting on your visor.

6> Jason Todd: You are strapped to a chair surrounded b

explosives and there’s a phone number on the next page.

5> Hulk: Trademark huge muscles? Check. Trademark green skin? Check. Trademark purple pants? Uh-oh.

4> Bizzaro: You get up on the right side of the bed.

3> Superman: You never walked Krypto last night, and now the Fortress of Solitude reeks of super doggy-do.

2> Daredevil: You realize you’re admiring the sunrise’s beautiful colors.

and the Number 1 Sign You’re Going to Have a Bad Day…

1> Ronnie Raymond: You wake up and remember that you’re still Firestorm.

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Credits:

Selected from 59 submissions from 17 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Chuck Burke, Phoenix, NY — 1 (4th #1)
Tom Galloway, Mountain View, CA — 2
Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA — 3
Craig Israel, Cleveland, OH — 4
Erik Deckers, Syracuse, IN — 5
Steve Theberge, Plaistow, NH — 6
Matt Hurlburt, Stow, OH — 7
Douglas Ward, Harrisburg, PA — 8
Jennifer A. Ford, Fort Wayne, IN — 9
Dave Goudsward, Lake Worth, FL — I want Aquaman jokes, dammit!