start scratching the Incredible Hulk in the hopes
of winning. On Tuesday, June 3, the Pennsylvania
Lottery unveiled the $2 “Hulk” instant ticket,
tying in to the comic-to-film event. According
to the press release, the “Hulk” game offers over
$4.2 million in cash prizes, and the overall odds
of winning a prize are 1 in 3.57. “Hulk” tickets will
also be available in Colorado, Iowa, and New Mexico.
Is Now a Millionaire (Part I)
9> He now has enough senators and congressmen in his pockets t
cut funding for all the government’s anti-Hulk forces.
8> Violent behavior, lack of accountability, unfettered power –
I thought he already *was* rich!
7> Mrs. Drysdale is begging Milburn and Miss Hathaway to bring
the Clampetts back.
6> Finally, after 40 years, a decent haircut!
5> “Why puny Democrats not pass cut in Capital Gains Tax? Hulk
SMASH puny Democrats!”
4> Hulk get smashed! Then Hulk get high-priced hooker!
3> Lou Ferrigno is his new pool boy.
2> Hires a staff of illegal immigrants at minimum wage to do his
smashing for him.
Selected from 75 submissions from 21 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:
Jeremy Bleichman, Fair Lawn, NJ — 1, 5 (6th #1)
Neil Davidson, Mississauga, ON — 2
Craig Israel, Cleveland, OH — 3
Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH — 4
Chuck Burke, Phoenix, NY — 6
Louise Freeman Davis, Charlottesville, VA — 7
Marcelo Rinesi, Buenos Aires, Argentina — 8
Guy Payne, Birmingham, AL — 9
Dave Goudsward, Lake Worth, FL — Not my color