NOTE FROM DAVE:

Apparently, the new Ghost Rider film
is being shot in Australia.

The Top 9 Signs the
Ghost Rider Is in Australia

9> Either that, or it’s a tourist with the worst case of sunburn ever.

8> “Look, mate, some skull-faced bloke is riding a bloody flaming kangaroo!”

7> In a blatant marketing ploy, Ghost Rider is accompanied by a furry spirit of vengeance: Ghost Koala!

6> A cameo by Paul Dundee sets up the sure-fire sequel: “Crocodile Dundee goes to Hell.”

5> Well *someone’s* been using the Sydney Opera House as a ramp.

4> Another shrimp on the barbie? How about another shrimp on his skull?

3> Politely greets evil-doers with a “G’day, mate” before commencing the pummeling.

2> Doesn’t matter. Australians don’t know who he is either.

and the Number 1 Sign the Ghost Rider is in Australia…

1> “Penance Stare” replaced by “Vegemite Breath.”

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Credits:

Selected from 36 submissions from 17 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Jeremy Bleichman, Fair Lawn, NJ — 1 (10th #1!)
Erik Deckers, Syracuse, IN — 2, 4
Matt Hurlburt, Stow, OH — 3, 6, 7 (1st Hat trick!)
Marc Berard, Central Falls, RI — 5, 9
Eric Severstad, Appleton, WI — 8
Dave Goudsward, Lake Worth, FL — Hurricane-free for two weeks!