NOTE FROM DAVE:

Lottery addicts in Pennsylvania were able to
start scratching the Incredible Hulk in the hopes
of winning. Back in June (when Part 1 of this list
appeared), the Pennsylvania Lottery unveiled the $2
“Hulk” instant ticket, tying in to the comic-to-film event.
According to the press release, the “Hulk” game offered over
$4.2 million in cash prizes, and the overall odds of
winning a prize were 1 in 3.57. “Hulk” tickets were
also available in Colorado, Iowa, and New Mexico.

The Top 9 Signs That the
Hulk Is Now a Millionaire: Part 2

9> Hulk’s entourage stomp puny humans.

8> “HULK SMASH PUNY DIVIDENDS WITH JOINT STOCK OPTIONS!”

7> Before: Rampaging through the deserts of New Mexico. Now: Rampaging through the beaches of the French Riviera.

6> Hires someone to kick Peter David’s ass.

5> Enough bling-bling to weigh even the Hulk down.

4> “Hulk told puny humans ‘No yellow M&Ms.’ What this Hulk see in candy dish? Look yellow to Hulk!”

3> Stan Lee is taking him to court for a percentage.

2> “Hulk get audited? HULK SMASH PUNY IRS AGENT!”

and the Number 1 Sign That the Hulk Is Now a Millionaire…

1> Now will throw only luxury cars at the Abomination.

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Credits:

Selected from 75 submissions from 21 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Marc Berard, Central Falls, RI — 1, 7 (3rd #1)
Tom Galloway, Mountain View, CA — 2
Arthur Levesque, Laurel, MD — 3
Bernard Donohue, Glendale, CA — 4
Matthew Pyle, Oklahoma City, OK — 5, 6
Danny Gallagher, Austin, TX — 8
Guy Payne, Birmingham, AL — 9
Dave Goudsward, Lake Worth, FL — Purple pants make me look fat