NOTE FROM DAVE:

Marvel is releasing a mini-series about the
“B-Sides,” a team of superpowered teens who live
in New Jersey.

The Top 9 Signs a
Superhero is From New Jersey

9> His secret lair is beneath a bowling alley.

8> Kevin Smith and Lloyd Kauffman team up to make the movie, with Springsteen and Bon Jovi doing the soundtrack.

7> Her civilian clothes? Tiger-striped stretch pants and big hair. Her superhero costume? White tiger-striped stretch pants and slightly bigger hair.

6> His battle cry is “Yo! Let’s do dis!”

5> That unmistakable aroma of landfill.

4> Sees signal in sky, hops ferry into Metropolis.

3> Who knew they even made culottes out of Kevlar?

2> Her superpowers include escaping from cement-encased footwear and the ability to stay awake near fishes.

and the Number 1 Sign a Superhero is From New Jersey…

1> Utility belt includes toll money for the tunnel.

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Credits:

Selected from 37 submissions from 14 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Jack Scheer, Falls Church, VA — 1, 8 (3rd #1)
Jennifer A. Ford, Fort Wayne, IN — 2, 9
Douglas Ward, Harrisburg, PA — 3
Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL — 4
Chuck Burke, Phoenix, NY — 5, 6
Brad Wilkerson, El Sobrante, CA — 7, 8
Marc Berard, Central Falls, RI — 8
Jim Manchester, Huntsville, AL — 8
Dave Goudsward, Lake Worth, FL — Humble Shoeshine Boy