May 16th, 2008



NOTE FROM JENNIFER:
*Shhh!* It’s a *Secret* Invasion.


The Top 7 Signs a
Superhero Is Actually a Skrull


7> Iron Man’s VCR is still flashing 12:00.

6> Archie, a maniacal grin on his face, bitch-slaps Reggie.

5> “Holy crap! We killed him, and he actually stayed dead!”

4> Instead of a witty comback, Spider-Man simply breaks J.J. Jameson’s neck.

3> If Brian Michael Bendis ever owned a Slurpee Cup with their picture on it, they’re probably gonna end up being Skrulls.

2> Robin just took over Gotham City, and Batman is nowhere to be found.

and the Number 1 Sign a Superhero Is Actually a Skrull…

1> “Give up my marriage to my beautiful wife in order to extend the life of my elderly aunt for a few more years? Sounds great!”




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Credits:

Selected from 33 submissions from 9 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Matt Van Opens, Watertown, WI — 1, 5 (19th #1!)
Doug Husovsky, Cave Creek, AZ — 2, 6
Brian Pierce, Lynnwood, WA — 3, Topic
Marc Berard, Central Falls, RI — 4, 7, Topic
Randy Lee, Burke, VA — Banner tag
Jennifer Ford, Chicago, IL — Mystery Woman