August 1st, 2008



The Top 9 Courses
at a Superhero College


9> PHYSICS 101: How Not to Tear a Hole in the Fabric of the Universe

8> DISGUISE 101: How to Make and Keep a Secret Identity (course fee includes cost of comb and glasses)

7> SEMINAR: How to Make “Talks to Fish,” “Bounces Like a Ball,” and “Turns to Stone” Exciting, Respected Abilities

6> PUBLIC RELATIONS 302: Blogging in Your Secret Identity

5> POSTURING 201: Mastering the Kirby Stance

4> RETCON 101: (No longer available this semester)

3> SEMINAR: Revitalizing Your One-Man War Against Crime

2> LAW 102: You’ve Killed All the Lawyers. Now What?

and the Number 1 Course at a Superhero College…

1> THEATER 202: Advanced Sound Effects (or How to Upgrade from Kapow!)




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Credits:

Selected from 43 submissions from 13 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Bruce Kane, Charlotte, NC — 1 (2nd #1!)
Clare Tyler, Seattle, WA — 2
Matt Van Opens, Janesville, WI — 2
Brian Pierce, Lynnwood, WA — 3, 4
Deb Harold, Miami, FL — 5
Craig Israel, Cleveland, OH — 6, Banner tag
Vic Vitek, Hopewell Junction, NY — 7, 8
Randy Lee, Burke, VA — 8
Sally Van Opens, Janesville, WI — 9
Jennifer Ford, Chicago, IL — Mystery Woman