NOTE FROM DAVE:

While we were all busy fighting for truth, justice
and the constitutionally protected right to mock
Aquaman, our third anniversary slipped past.
Our first list was published March 7, 2001 –
over 240 lists to date.
Ever wonder what topics we never used?

The Top 9 Comic Book
Topics Even We Wouldn’t Touch

9> The Top 5 Things From Krypton That Didn’t Miraculously Somehow Find Their Way to Earth in the Silver Age of Comics

8> The Top 5 Reasons Aquaman Could Kick Your Favorite Superhero’s Ass

7> The Top 5 Powers Michael Jackson Would Have If He Had Powers

6> The Top 5 Names for Supervillain-Caused Hurricanes

5> The Top 5 Real Reasons Robin Switched From Shorts to Pants

4> The Top 5 Things in Alan Moore’s Nightstand

3> The Top 5 Things Found in Green Lantern’s Pants

2> The Top 5 Things Overhead From Stan Lee During Sex

and the Number 1 Comic Book Topic Even We Wouldn’t Touch…

1> The Top 5 Signs Something’s “Not Quite Right” With the Whole Batman and Robin Relationship

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Credits:

Selected from 61 submissions from 17 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Geoff Brown, Ann Arbor, MI — 1 (First #1!)
Danny Gallagher, Austin, TX — 2, 8, Runner Up list name
Scott Elmer, Wheaton, IL — 3
Steve Theberge, Plaistow, NH — 4
Alvaro Ib=E1=F1ez, Mexico City, Mexico — 5, 6, 8 (2nd Hat trick!)
Mark David, Sunnyvale, CA — 6, 8
Craig Israel, Cleveland, OH — 7, 8
Marc Berard, Central Falls, RI — 8
Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH — 9
Dave Goudsward, Lake Worth, FL — Ribbed for your pleasure