Lists from 2003
- Dec 12 Things NOT to Say to a Superhero
- Dec 5 Courses at Supervillain College
- Nov 28 Signs You Are Not Spider-Man
- Nov 21 Bad Superhero Merchandise Tie-Ins
- Nov 14 Signs You’re Dealing With a Rehabilitated Super-Villain
- Nov 7 Reasons Demons Prefer Earth to Hell
- Oct 31 Other Utterly Useless Superheroes
- Oct 24 Clever Retorts by Us Indignant Comic Book Fans
- Oct 17 Rejected Superhero Autobiography Book Titles
- Oct 10 Student Complaints at Xavier’s School
- Oct 3 Surprises in the Gaiman Interview on NPR
- Sep 26 Indications Your Opponent Is a Mutant
- Sep 19 Signs the Writer Has No Idea Which Comic Book He’s Working On
- Sep 12 Signs That the Hulk Is Now a Millionaire: Part 2
- Sep 5 Things You Never Want to Hear From Ben Grimm
- Aug 29 Changes in a Florida-based Punisher
- Aug 22 Changes to Disneyfied Comic Book Characters
- Aug 15 Benefits to Being Stan Lee
- Aug 8 Things Overheard at This Year’s Comic-Con
- Jul 18 Comic Book Things Done on Vacation
- Jul 11 Surprises in Neil Gaiman’s “1602″
- Jul 4 Complaints of Liberated Latverians
- Jun 27 Reasons Why Comic Book Heroes Don’t Make Good Lawyers
- Jun 20 Differences Between the CSI TV Series and the CSI Comic Books
- Jun 13 Signs the Hulk Is Now a Millionaire (Part I)
- Jun 6 Lessons Taught by Batman
- May 30 Superhero Makeover Tips
- May 23 Songs About the Fantastic Four
- May 16 Things Marvel Can Do to Win More Eisners
- May 9 Signs the Screenwriters Still Haven’t Read the X-Men Comic Books
- May 2 Signs Your Comic Book Editor Is Insane
- Apr 25 Childhood Pranks of Namor, the Sub-Mariner
- Apr 18 Differences Between Wrestlers and Superheroes
- Apr 11 Changes in DC Comics Elfquest
- Apr 4 Differences Between “Family Affair” Buffy and “Vampire Slayer” Buffy
- Mar 28 Superhero Product Endorsements We’d Like to See (part 2)
- Mar 14 Changes in Ultimate Classics Illustrated
- Mar 7 Signs Your Favorite Comic Is Being Cancelled
- Feb 28 Signs You’re Being Stalked by Aquaman, Take 2
- Feb 21 Signs Your Sidekick Isn’t Cut Out for the Job, Take 2
- Feb 14 Bad Combinations for an Amalgam Comic, Take 2
- Feb 7 Surprises in the “Batman: Hong Kong” Graphic Novel
- Jan 31 TV Shows Based on Comic Books
- Jan 24 Signs Your Attorney Is a Superhero
- Jan 17 Changes to He-Man and the Masters of the Universe
- Jan 10 Demands in Stan Lee’s Lawsuit
- Jan 3 Comic Book Resolutions for 2003