Lists for 2003:
- Things NOT to Say to a Superhero
- Courses at Supervillain College
- Signs You Are Not Spider-Man
- Bad Superhero Merchandise Tie-Ins
- Signs You’re Dealing With a Rehabilitated Super-Villain
- Reasons Demons Prefer Earth to Hell
- Other Utterly Useless Superheroes
- Clever Retorts by Us Indignant Comic Book Fans
- Rejected Superhero Autobiography Book Titles
- Student Complaints at Xavier’s School
- Surprises in the Gaiman Interview on NPR
- Indications Your Opponent Is a Mutant
- Signs the Writer Has No Idea Which Comic Book He’s Working On
- Signs That the Hulk Is Now a Millionaire: Part 2
- Things You Never Want to Hear From Ben Grimm
- Changes in a Florida-based Punisher
- Changes to Disneyfied Comic Book Characters
- Benefits to Being Stan Lee
- Things Overheard at This Year’s Comic-Con
- Comic Book Things Done on Vacation
- Surprises in Neil Gaiman’s “1602″
- Complaints of Liberated Latverians
- Reasons Why Comic Book Heroes Don’t Make Good Lawyers
- Differences Between the CSI TV Series and the CSI Comic Books
- Signs the Hulk Is Now a Millionaire (Part I)
- Lessons Taught by Batman
- Superhero Makeover Tips
- Songs About the Fantastic Four
- Things Marvel Can Do to Win More Eisners
- Signs the Screenwriters Still Haven’t Read the X-Men Comic Books
- Signs Your Comic Book Editor Is Insane
- Childhood Pranks of Namor, the Sub-Mariner
- Differences Between Wrestlers and Superheroes
- Changes in DC Comics Elfquest
- Differences Between “Family Affair” Buffy and “Vampire Slayer” Buffy
- Superhero Product Endorsements We’d Like to See (part 2)
- Changes in Ultimate Classics Illustrated
- Signs Your Favorite Comic Is Being Cancelled
- Signs You’re Being Stalked by Aquaman, Take 2
- Signs Your Sidekick Isn’t Cut Out for the Job, Take 2
- Bad Combinations for an Amalgam Comic, Take 2
- Surprises in the “Batman: Hong Kong” Graphic Novel
- TV Shows Based on Comic Books
- Signs Your Attorney Is a Superhero
- Changes to He-Man and the Masters of the Universe
- Demands in Stan Lee’s Lawsuit
- Comic Book Resolutions for 2003
