July 3, 2009
Independence Day Crossover BBQ
7> “You’d think that Mister Socialite-Playboy-Billionaire over
there could have contributed a bit more than the bag of
Doritos and 5-pack of Schlitz.”
6> “…and for the 65th year in a row, the prizes for Most
Patriotic Costumes go to Captain America and Liberty Belle!”
5> “It actually used to be the 7th of July. That was too
inconvenient for me one year, so I hopped in my time
machine…”
4> “Oh, look! Mary Worth brought a bundt cake! Y’know, Mary Worth?
From over by Beetle Bailey?”
3> “HULK MARINATE PUNY STEAKS.”
2> “I know everybody was expecting my World-Famous Macaroni Salad
again this year, but sadly, it was a casualty of the latest
Retcon.”
lines all over the damn place.”
Selected from 26 submissions from 8 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:
Clare Tyler, Seattle, WA — 1, 6 (5th #1!)
Brian Pierce, Lynnwood, WA — 2, 7
Matt Van Opens, Janesville, WI — 3
Doug Husovsky, Cave Creek, AZ — 4
Marc Berard, Central Falls, RI — 5
Jennifer Ford, Chicago, IL — Mystery Woman