NOTE FROM DANNY:

So, it turns out Connecticut is the big winner of
this year’s Final Four. Did you catch the big
game? No? Well, don’t fret. We’ve got the best
highlights right here, well, the funnier ones anyway.

The Top 6 Things Overheard
During the NCAA Basketball Final

6> “So, which team are you rooting for?” “Whichever team’s cheerleaders show me the most cleavage.”

5> “No beer sales in here? And they call this a collegiate athletic event!!?!”

4> “Impressive dribbling… and he’s pretty good with the basketball, too.”

3> Players on the bench constructively critiquing each other’s doctoral theses.

2> “Well, I’m out of the office pool already for the winning team. No one has been arrested yet, though, so I still have a chance there.”

and the Number 1 Thing Overheard During the NCAA Basketball
Final…

1> “With all the good players leaving for the NBA, next year

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Credits:

Selected from 13 submissions from 6 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Mark Dexter, George Washington U. — 1 (4th #1!)
David J. Ludwig, CSU San Marcos — 2, 4
James Knowles, Cal Poly, SLO — 3
Brett Campbell, Millikin U. — 6
Danny Gallagher, UT Austin — List Moderator, RA