NOTE FROM DANNY:

Our dear sweet President George W. Bush has made
three speeches at graduations this year –
at Louisiana State University, Concordia University
and the U.S. Air Force Academy — because he apparentl
has the time since everything in the country is running
so smoothly. That was sarcasm, by the way. It’s so
hard to pick up in text, we need a font for it.

The Top 6 Things Overheard During
President Bush’s Commencement Speeches

6> “To assure your future, I have four words for you: Vote for me.”

5> “While I conclude, Dick will be drinking a glass of water. Watch this, it’s neat!”

4> “Bush is in town. Theta Chi is gonna be charging double for cocaine this week.”

3> “Hey, Dubya! I got yer WMDs… IN MY PANTS!”

2> “I just want you to know that I’m watching out for your future, bright days are ahead of you! And as for those of you not getting MBAs….”

and the Number 1 Thing Overheard During President Bush’s
Commencement Speeches…

1> “For all of you who are graduating with a C average or lower, I’m living proof you still can be sucessful.”

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Credits:

Selected from 29 submissions from 8 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Rabbi Crut, BGSU — 1 (2nd #1!)
Guy Payne, Auburn University — 2, 5, 6 (Triple sec!)
Kevin van Houten, UT Austin — 3
Brandon Eldridge, St. Louis College — 4
Danny Gallagher, UT Austin — List Moderator, RA