March 14th, 2008
NOTE FROM BRANDON:
It’s Spring Break! College students
everywhere are drinking away the pain of
the first half of the semester.
everywhere are drinking away the pain of
the first half of the semester.
The Top 7 Things
Overheard at Spring Break
Overheard at Spring Break
7> “You slept with Lindsay Lohan too!?!?”
6> “What does my ass tattoo say?”
5> “Wanna go check out the MTV crew?”
4> “It’s only 2 pm. You’re up early.”
3> “Has anybody seen my wallet? Or my pants?”
2> “Don’t worry, it’ll be fine. There’s gotta be a shot for that, and my buddy is pre-med.”
and the Number 1 Thing Overheard at Spring Break…
1> “My turn to make out with Paris is next.”
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Credits:
Selected from 15 submissions from 6 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:
Mark Sweatt, Student Emeritus, Atlanta — 1, 6
Gary Reynolds, Indiana University — 2
Hope Roth, Trinity College — 3
Jim Phynn, Georgetown University — 4, 5
John Shurniak, University of Regina — 7
Brandon Eldridge, StL College of Pharmacy — Dean of Students