March 14th, 2008



NOTE FROM BRANDON:
It’s Spring Break! College students
everywhere are drinking away the pain of
the first half of the semester.


The Top 7 Things
Overheard at Spring Break


7> “You slept with Lindsay Lohan too!?!?”

6> “What does my ass tattoo say?”

5> “Wanna go check out the MTV crew?”

4> “It’s only 2 pm. You’re up early.”

3> “Has anybody seen my wallet? Or my pants?”

2> “Don’t worry, it’ll be fine. There’s gotta be a shot for that, and my buddy is pre-med.”

and the Number 1 Thing Overheard at Spring Break…

1> “My turn to make out with Paris is next.”




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Credits:

Selected from 15 submissions from 6 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Mark Sweatt, Student Emeritus, Atlanta — 1, 6
Gary Reynolds, Indiana University — 2
Hope Roth, Trinity College — 3
Jim Phynn, Georgetown University — 4, 5
John Shurniak, University of Regina — 7
Brandon Eldridge, StL College of Pharmacy — Dean of Students