The Top 9 Sports
Based on College Life

9> Hunting for big, busty game on Spring Break.

8> Tequila SlamBall.

7> Drink ‘n’ Drag Race

6> Schedule Juggling.

5> Hangover Gliding.

4> IronStomach Triathlon: Eat all three meals of one day in the Campus Cafeteria.

3> Forty-yard-dash-out-of-her-dorm-room-after-mistakenly-calling- her-the-wrong-name-during-sex-because-you’re-wasted.

2> College Keep Away: Not the ball-tossing version, it’s the sport where girls keep away from you.

and the Number 1 Sport Based on College Life…

1> Synchronized Schwinging.

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Credits:

Selected from 74 submissions from 14 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Brent McDaniel, Georgia Tech — 1, 3 (6th #1!)
David J. Ludwig, CSU San Marcos — 2
Rabbi Crut, BGSU — 4
Brandon Eldridge, St. Louis College — 5
James E. Cooper, Upsala College — 6
Gideon Griebenow, Potchefstroom University — 7
Alex Calkins, IU East — 8
Scott Witmer, Penn State — 9
Danny Gallagher, UT Austin — List Moderator, RA
Chumbawumba, London, England — Ambience