NOTE FROM DANNY:

Top5 College, as well as the rest of the Top5 universe,
will take a summer vacation from July 21 through August 1,
during which we will fly to Cancun, get pathetically
drunk along with the plane’s captain and
co-pilot and spend our time judging wet sweater
vest contests. Don’t cry, we’ll be back soon
enough and we’ll be running Classic Lists during
our time off. So from the entire Top5 College staff,
have a good summer and remember
there’s no such thing as a keg juggling competition.

The Top 6 Signs You’ve
Signed Up for the Wrong Class

6> The clerk in the campus bookstore puts on his back brace before handing you the textbook for the class.

5> You thought you were just going to learn some basic computer programming skills. But when you sit down at your terminal, it informs you that it wants to be “just like you, Dave….”

4> Your TA is Stephen Hawking… and he says “Man, this class was tough.”

3> You’re the only one in the room without a duck.

2> Good: You’re surrounded by beautiful women. Better: You’re chained to a table. Not-so-good: They’ve got scalpels.

and the Number 1 Sign You’ve Signed Up for the Wrong Class…

1> It meets before noon.

.

Credits:

Selected from 40 submissions from 9 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Hope Roth, Trinity College — 1, 4, 6 (4th #1!)
(Triple sec!)
Gideon Griebenow, Potchefstroom U. — 2
James Knowles, Cal Poly — 3
Michele Lord, U of NE Lincoln — 5
Audra Whitton, Northern Virginia C.C. — Topic
Danny Gallagher, UT Austin — List Moderator, RA
Mark Chestnutt, Beaumont, TX — Ambience