April 18, 2003     

The Top 6 Signs You’ve
Pulled One Too Many All-Nighters

6> Your midnight snack is a three-course meal, while you
occasionally get up to eat something small at noon.

5> Iggy Pop thinks you need to get more sun.

4> A Starbucks just opened in your dorm room, and it’s their
most profitable branch.

3> It didn’t really bother you when people thought you were
totally baked. But when your floormates actually tried to
bury you, you realized there was a problem.

2> Your yawns are beginning to affect local barometric pressure.

and the Number 1 Sign You’ve Pulled One Too Many All-Nighters…

1> You’ve got the shakes, the munchies — and it’s so much
cheaper this way.

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Credits:

Selected from 65 submissions from 12 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

James E. Cooper, Towson University — 1 (2nd #1!)
Brian Foster, Michigan State University — 2
Dan Lautman, University of Maryland — 3
Scott Witmer, Penn State — 4
James Knowles, Cal Poly, San Luis Obispo — 4
Josh Sinnett, University of Washington — 5
Gideon Griebenow, University of Potchefstroom — 6
G. Mike Klockow, Purdue University — Topic
Danny Gallagher, UT Austin — List Moderator,
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