The Top 8 Signs You’re Going to
Regret This Hookup Tomorrow Morning

8> Sure, the Chancellor’s daughter is hot and really willing, but she’s only 15.

7> You can’t chew your way out of the harness.

6> The phone number he handed you was written on the back of a business card from the free clinic.

5> You just saw her picture on a milk carton, at the post office, and on America’s Most Wanted within a span of eight hours.

4> He can’t seem to get over how much you remind him of Chandra.

3> Your friends saw you leaving with her.

2> You’re already starting to sober up.

and the Number 1 Sign You’re Going to Regret This Hookup Tomorrow
Morning…

1> Not only can you not remember who she is, but you’re not all that sure who YOU are.

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Credits:

Selected from 48 submissions from 15 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Geoff Brown, University of Michigan — 1
Barry D. Johnson, RIT — 2
Brent McDaniel, Georgia Tech — 3
Jeffrey Anbinder, Cornell University — 4
Danny Gallagher, U. of Texas at Austin — 5, 7
Bryan Koval, Penn State — 6
Jay Williams, Vanderbilt University — 8
Charlie Galindo, Texas A&M — RU list name
Madeline Sato, Kirkland College — Topic
Laurie Northrup, Hamilton College — Resident Advisor