The Top 6 Signs Your Team
Won’t Make It to the NCAA Tournament

6> The players passed drug and steroid tests using their own urine.

5> The university’s athletic director is quoted as saying, “There are basketball games still going on in March?”

4> To even things out, opponents let you play with seven on the floor at a time.

3> You hear the selection committee has stopped taking bribes.

2> The athlete’s foot is so bad it’s already claimed the lives o

three players.

and the Number 1 Sign Your Team Won’t Make It to the NCAA
Tournament…

1> Some players have odd good-luck rituals they use before the game. Your center’s is to not use toilet paper.

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Credits:

Selected from 52 submissions from 12 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

G. Mike Klockow, Purdue University — 1 (10th #1!)
James Knowles, Cal Poly, San Luis Obispo — 2
Jeff Lawley, University of Southern Mississippi — 3
Mark Sweatt, Student Emeritus - Atlanta — 4
Scott E. Gluck, UC Santa Barbara — 5
David J. Ludwig, CSU San Marcos — 6
Brandon Eldridge, St. Louis College of Pharmacy — RA on Duty