The underdog is on top.

The Top 6 Signs Your
S.O. Is an Exotic Dancer

6> A lot of girls will do strip-teases for their guys on their birthdays… but they usually don’t use a pole.

5> Your male professors want to high-five you all the time.

4> In those outfits, and working nights… I *hope* it’s just exotic dancing.

3> Your shower rod is vertical.

2> She spends every night “studying at the library” and she’s still failing all her classes.

and the Number 1 Sign Your S.O. Is an Exotic Dancer…

1> She doesn’t so much attend classes, as recruit customers.

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Credits:

Selected from 39 submissions from 9 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

David J. Ludwig, CSU San Marcos — 1, 4 (16th #1)
Hope Roth, Trinity College — 2, 6
Bill Wickart, Hillsboro, OR — 3
Michele Lord, U of NE Lincoln — 5
Brandon Eldridge, StL College of Pharmacy — Tenured Professor

RUNNERS UP list — List Tease

Claims the pole in the living room is for volunteer fireman practice.
(Joseph Terranova, Wayne State University)

You go to kiss her when she’s not paying attention and she slaps you and says, “You know you’re not allowed to touch the talent.”
(Hope Roth, Trinity College)

You’re stressed out during finals week, but somehow, every time she sits in your lap to find out if you’re okay you’re tempted to tuck money into her underpants.
(Michele Lord, U of NE Lincoln)


Runners Up list name
(Joseph Terranova, Wayne State University)

HONORABLE MENTIONS list — Private Dance?

Any time you “offer to take her home,” she automatically gets in the back seat and doesn’t close the door.
(Gary Reynolds, Indiana University)

You toss off your towel and dive into the pool. It takes her seven minutes to get down to the bikini.
(Bill Wickart, Hillsboro, OR)