October 15, 2004     

The Top 7 Signs Your School’s
Fraternities Are Out of Control

7> Panties strewn on the main quad: Normal.
Finding the dean’s wife’s panties on the quad: Oh, shit.

6> Forget panty raids — they took down a Victoria’s Secret.

5> The other fraternities sell their houses to move to a quieter
neighborhood.

4> Instead of a live goldfish, they make you swallow a live
swordfish.

3> The school has one or more frats.

2> When shutting down frat parties, police call on the First
Infantry Division for backup.

and the Number 1 Sign Your School’s Fraternities Are Out of
Control…

1> A nearby army artillery field asked them to keep it down.

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Credits:

Selected from 49 submissions from 13 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Erik Deckers, Ball State University — 1 (1st #1!)
James Knowles, Cal Poly, San Luis Obispo — 2, 6
David J. Ludwig, CSU San Marcos — 3
Veronique DuBeaumarchais, Cal Poly, San Luis Obispo — 4
Mark Sweatt, whereabouts unknown — 5
Lindsey Miller, whereabouts unknown — 7
Incubus, San Fernando Valley — Ambience
Brandon Eldridge, St. Louis College of Pharmacy — RA on Duty