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February 22, 2008
Roommate Wants to Go to Law School
9> He’s been slowly eliminating his moral compass all semester.
8> You put up a Bob Marley poster when you moved in. He put up a
Johnny Cochran poster.
7> He tells you he no longer has any use for his soul and offers
to sell it to you.
6> Refers to his friends as “plaintiffs” and “defendants.”
5> Doesn’t make even one pun when using the term “pro bono”.
4> Keeps mumbling something about going over to the “Dark Side.”
3> “Sure you can use my notes to study. I’ll have to charge you a
small consultation fee, you understand. Of course, if you’d
like to keep me on retainer for any future tests you may need
to study for…”
2> He keeps filming demos of himself making those cool
commercials about how if you get run over by a car, call him.
requests to approach the remote.
Selected from 24 submissions from 9 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:
Derek Matheis, University of New Haven — 1 (5th #1!)
Jeff Rabinowitz, Temple University — 2
Michele Lord, U of NE Lincoln — 3, 8
Erik Deckers, Ball State University — 4, 6
Joseph Terranova, Wayne State University — 5
Hope Roth, Trinity College — 7, 9
Brandon Eldridge, StL College of Pharmacy — Dean of Students